"I don’t mean to throw this at you,
but what do women want?
I can’t figure it out.
They want us to ask.
They don’t want us to ask. They want us
to make a move, not make a move.
They want us to be on bottom, be on top.
Use hair products, don’t use hair products.
What do you people want?”
“I’ll tell you, but you have to promise
not to say I told you. Because it’s a sacred secret.”
“You ready? You sure?”
"Yeah. I think so."
We have absolutely…
…no idea what we want.”